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I'm Sylvia.

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sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

nosdrinker:

please stop

fucking-landshark:

dansicelollyworkout:

Why have I never seen this before?

DAN IS SMILING SO HARD HE LOVES IT

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

gwnsstacys:

Nebula and Gamora

This looks like they’re launching into a Broadway-style antagonistic musical number a la Wicked.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that

SO THOUGH i CAN’T IMAGINE HOOOOOOOOW

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

waking up with your period

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porraryanross:

current mood

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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Kristen Stewart on her fame whore dad.

emissary-architect:

ARE YOU CERTAIN GIL

ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN ABOUT THAT

karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

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